The Kneel-Down Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.