The Phantom Flag Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.