The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Goff gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Goff drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.