The Hamstring Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.