The Pick-Six Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Goff's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Goff's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.