The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Goff four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.