The Pick-Six Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“The broadcast shows Goff on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Goff's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Goff scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.