The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Every deep ball Goff throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Goff will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Goff, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.