The Checkdown Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Goff's stadium. Only over Goff.
- Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.