The Overthrow Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Goff is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Goff, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.