The Hamstring Hex of Jared Goff
Jared Goff · DET · QB
“Goff tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Goff's week
- Goff gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Goff, that's a flag." Goff: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Goff's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Goff in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Goff is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Goff actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.