The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Ref: "Number Wiley, that's a flag." Wiley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.