The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.