The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Wiley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.