The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.