The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Wiley, Wiley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.