The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.