The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Wiley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.