The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.