The Invisible Route Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wiley's stadium. Only over Wiley.
92%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.