The Invisible Route Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Wiley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Wiley, Wiley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.