The Snap Count Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.