The Chip-and-Release Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wiley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
86%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wiley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.