The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
84%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.