The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Wiley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.