The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
82%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Wiley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.