The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wiley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.