The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Wiley gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Wiley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.