The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- The broadcast shows Wiley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Wiley runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.