The Blocking Assignment Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wiley catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
74%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wiley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.