The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.