The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Wiley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Wiley has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
82%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wiley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.