The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Wiley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Wiley, Wiley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.