The Late Scratch Hex of Jared Wiley
Jared Wiley · KC · TE
“Wiley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wiley's week
- Wiley is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Wiley gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Wiley, Wiley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jared Wiley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jared Wiley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jared Wiley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.