The Checkdown Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Stidham will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.