The Hamstring Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.