The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Stidham sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.