The Bad Snap Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.