The Intentional Grounding Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
91%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.