The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stidham's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.