The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stidham slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Stidham, Stidham, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.