The Bad Snap Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
82%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stidham drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.