The Kneel-Down Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Stidham will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
72%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Stidham, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.