The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
83%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stidham drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.