The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- The play clock hits zero on Stidham four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Stidham will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stidham, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.