The Snap Count Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Stidham will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.