The Late Scratch Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Stidham goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stidham gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.