The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Every deep ball Stidham throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Stidham gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stidham's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.