The Bad Snap Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Stidham, the end zone is a rumor.
- A mysterious flag erases Stidham's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Stidham scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.