The Sack Spiral Hex of Jarrett Stidham
Jarrett Stidham · DEN · QB
“Stidham gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stidham's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Stidham: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Stidham gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Auburn's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stidham's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jarrett Stidham in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jarrett Stidham is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jarrett Stidham actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.